Rumor erupted across the blogosphere this morning that
President Obama was responsible for Hurricane Sandy and the accompanying
devastation across the Eastern United States. The rumor, which some describe as a “slam
dunk” to be a fact, details how the President caused the disaster in order to
improve his standing as a leader during a national crisis. Administration officials flatly denied the
allegations, characterizing it as more “anti-science rhetoric” from the Far
Right.
Unnamed sources who claim to have knowledge of meteorology
and inner White House dealings reported to other unnamed sources that they
heard from someone within a government that emails were exchanged between noted
inventor and climate manipulator Al Gore and someone else who might be the
President, or maybe another person. They
were not sure, but it could be that Gore discussed changing the weather in
great detail with President Obama in the run up to Hurricane Sandy, and this
information would directly implicate the President in a massive conspiracy to
cause weather-related tragedies as a tactic to steal the November 6th
election.
Senior Romney spokesperson Steve Doocey said, “There is no
question that the only one who benefits from the high waters, the power outages
and the property damage is this President.
His policies practically invited the storm ashore, and once again, who
gets hurt the worst? The most vulnerable
and the most dependent among us, exactly his most reliable base of
support. How can those people not see
that?”
He added, “Nothing more clearly demonstrates Obama’s disdain
for private business than his appeasement of Mother Nature. Look at Wall Street now. The destruction there is a directly result of
his lack of leadership on the weather.”
“If he has nothing to hide, then by all means he can come
out and publicly deny that he changed the weather to his benefit.”
Donald Trump, self-absorbed campaign spokesperson for the Romney camp, saw the storm creation by the President as another excuse to "give stuff" away to those who did not earn it.
"What happens after a hurricane? Free food, free shelter and free health care - the entitlement hallmarks of a Democratic administration. And as a bonus, he has ruined my hair for the week."
A bevy of bloviated blogs opined that natural disasters put
the President in an elevated position, one of leadership, one of caring and one
of control. They further argue that
Obama used a calculated storm surge to buttress his position against the rumored
Romney electoral surge.
The allegations are gaining momentum on the Internet. Anonymous conservative Facebook members
posted heated comments about the Obama weather-fixing scandal. Read one comment: “We cannot be surprised that the liberal
media has turned its attention towards the Obama storm surge. I am certain that Chris Matthews is doing
cartwheels in his hybrid.”
Another comment read, “This is what Al Gore wanted all
along. Now he can take credit for
Obama’s storm. Mark my words, he’ll be
out there again in 2016. The rising tide
of this storm could lift his boat all the way to the White House.”
One poster on Twitter who went by the handle #6000-yr-old-earth,
wrote, “This will be Obama’s Watergate – literally.”
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