Sanity 1 - Fear 0, But Who Keeps Score?

I did not attend this afternoon's comedy show.  There is nothing funny about searching for an available (and clean) Port-O-Potty in downtown DC.  Besides, I was the target audience - someone who doesn't have time for all these rallies.  I did follow the proceedings on the Internet, however, and I have to share some of my favorite signs.  This was one creative group on the Mall today.  Remember, we're not laughing with you - we're laughing at you (and you know who you are...):

My Top Twenty-Five:

• Vote lawyers out
• God Hates Snuggies
• The Founding Fathers were East Coast liberals
• I already regret choosing to carry a sign around all day
• Save the dinosaurs
• In reason we trust
• I’m against protest signs, but I don’t know how to show it
• Green Tea Party
• Moderates do it both ways 
• Have you seen my keys?
• I Support Privatizing Fire Depts.
• A sign in Islamic script with a subtitle reading: "Relax, it just says McDonalds"
• Ask. Tell.
• Rally to restore manatee
• We could be wrong
• I hope this isn't a trap
• ...and TAKE OFF THE CAPS LOCK!!!
• The Founding Fathers Fathered Anchor Babies
• If Obama's a Muslim, can we have Fridays off?
• Freedom Fries! NEVER FORGET
• Death to the Extremists
• Birthers for Hawaii Statehood
• Free Charlie Sheen
• Jon 3:16

And for my friends in Delaware: “I Masturbate, and I Vote”