In order to enroll my 5 year old in kindergarten in the fall, we had to complete the following questionnaire regarding her activities up to this point in life:
Section 22.1-3.2 of the Code of Virginia
registration of students in public schools:
A sworn statement or affirmation indicating whether the student has been
found guilty of or adjudicated delinquent for any offense listed in subsection
G of Section 16.1-260 or any substantially similar offense under the laws of
any state, the District of Columbia , or the United States
These offenses are:
o A firearm offense
o Homicide
o Felonious assault and bodily wounding
o Criminal sexual assault
o Manufacture, sale, gift, distribution or possession of Schedule I or II controlled substances
o Manufacture, sale or distribution of marijuana
o Arson and related crimes
o Burglary and related offenses
o Robbery
o Prohibited street
o Prohibited street
o Recruitment of other juveniles for criminal street gang activity
The last one on the list is borderline (she is quite the leader on the playground), but I think we’re safe on the rest – never convicted.
I'm not sure, but I'm thinking the lawyer who recommended this language for kindergarten admission is laughing his/her ass off. Just a hunch.
I'm not sure, but I'm thinking the lawyer who recommended this language for kindergarten admission is laughing his/her ass off. Just a hunch.
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